princeofhopefulness:

deodrant:

*tries to talk*

*gets ignored*

“you should talk more!”

(via hi)

breakingbag:

yes hello this is your pilot speaking and by pilot i mean i read a wikihow on flying a plane once so i guess ill just have to WING it haha just a little pilot humor okie dokie nothing to worry about folks im sure i can figure this out

(via moistbottom)

vagisodium:

if someone ever kidnaps me im just going to shit my pants because they either have to wipe my ass or deal with the smell and i want them to have it rough

(Source: trashboat, via hotboyproblems)

hi:

does anyone else feel kinda chubby sometimes when ur on the computer

so u just take ur shirt and

your-mind-is-nirvana:

kioskstuck:

phoebebuffayvevo:

Princess Morbucks serving some truth tea. 

how come she has fingers but none of the main characters of the show do?

She could afford to buy fingers

(via pizza)

oreoofficial:

"no pain no game." i whisper as i break my sisters leg while playing twister

(Source: oreoofficial, via armadillo)

agentsofcracked:

my time has come

agentsofcracked:

my time has come

(via moistbottom)

religiousdad:

bewbin:

spicysalamislammer:

bewbin:

I have a really bad headache. Medical side of tumblr what should I do?

smack your head into a wall until it goes away

ok i did that now there is a hole in my wall. Carpenter side of tumblr how do i fix this?

ya gotta fuck it

(via harrysarse)

h0ckeymom:

i secretly like getting assigned seats in school because it takes away that awkward “i have no friends in this class where the fuck am i gonna sit” factor

(via armadillo)

okayjordyn:

daffloudil:

has ben winston heard the song

has ben winston ever even listened to any of the songs

(via harrysarse)

rnedia:

trying to argue with someone over text is like being italian and having to talk with handcuffs on

(Source: neptunain, via hotboyproblems)

lovesnialls:

"they worked hard on this video just appreciate it!"

image

(via harrysarse)

blumbitch:

If I was famous I would probably just look up pictures of myself on google

(via armadillo)

(Source: reggiemoo, via boykink)

dammittlouis:

this video fucked me up

(via harrysarse)